Seducing Capricorn

spiritual-sex:

To seduce a Capricorn, work hard and move slow. Focus on small touches and lingering looks and don’t give them everything right away. The gradual buildup will give you an extraordinary explosion.

(via capricorncurse)

donkaphobia:

a petition to start calling each other baguettes instead of faggots

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rapewhistled:

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

(via donkaphobia)

roaring-softly:

Goodbye, The Office. (by Tyler Feder)

roaring-softly:

Goodbye, The Office. (by Tyler Feder)

(via ravenclawdalekmellark)

huffposttv:

I had a frozen banana for breakfast.

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(Source: veganzen, via capricorncurse)

heythereyouare:

working on patches

heythereyouare:

working on patches

(via curvytrout)

donkaphobia:

just a text post blogger tryin to find my place in this world lol (: no really. i have a wife and six beautiful kids. i need to support them please help

(via donkaphobia)

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

(Source: merasmus, via donkaphobia)

(Source: earthnation, via donkaphobia)

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via funpoolparty)

(Source: notclarissa, via la-poo)

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(Source: fagprince, via curvytrout)

(Source: valetudinarians, via only-being-myself)